This video was sent to me by email. Really funny
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Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts
Monday, 24 September 2007
Thursday, 6 September 2007
IQ test
Your IQ Is 140 |
 Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Genius |
I found this webpage and took the test. I don't know why my logical intelligence came out below average, but give it a try and tell me what you've got.(click on the blue text to get there).
Tuesday, 19 June 2007
Wednesday, 6 June 2007
Sick phrases from the Egyptian movies
Here's a list of phrases, scenes, and actions repeated on almost all Egyptian movie.
1)E7na 3amalna elly 3alena wel ba2y 3ala rabbena
2)We ba3den ma3ak ya sy baba?(from Yasmine)
3)Sallem nafsak el beit kollo mo7asar
4)Sallem nafsak ladrab fel malyan
5)Sallem nafsak ya 7assan, 7otto fel takhsheeba ya 3askary(it's only in the Egyptian movies that the officers know the criminal's name and forget their soldiers' name)
6) Etnein 3aseer(always the orange drink, sometimes the waiter doesn't wait for the order and brings the orange drink straight away. Why don't they ask for tea or coffee? at least no further questions would be asked. But for juice, the next question would've been which juice do you want? but it's only in Egyptian movies that juice only means one thing, the orange drink).
7) Etnein ghada(same as 6, the restaurant has only one item on the menu).
8) A7maaaaaad,........Monaaaaaaa
9) wara el 3arabeyya elly henak dy yasta
10) action: same screaming tyres sound on all pursuits(and in all pursuits, the speed doesn't exceed 40 km/h)
11) Starting up a car's engine, always the same sound(three ignition strokes and a high rev) for all cars no matter if it was a seat or a Volvo.
12) before they come to a stop all cars produce the same sound (one high rev) that every body has heard a thousand times.
13) When people get shot, they don't bleed.
14) If they bleed, they bleed red ink(Mercurochrome)
15) Bullets go through shirts without tearing them.
16) A son will shake hands with his mother
17) spoiled kids always go to the same night club(anybody knows where is this night club?)
18) Actors will have to hold cigarette packs and drinks awkwardly so that the brand doesn't show.
19) Nadia el Gendy will only act in action movies, where her dresses are torn into pieces revealing her legs first, and then her bra. When she gets home exhausted from the pursuit, she always takes a shower then makes love to her husband(or the murderer who saw her showering and wanted to sleep with her before he kills her).
20) all car horns have the same sound, and all door bells are Canary birds.
21) nobody will ever know your voice over the phone if you put your handkerchief over the speaker.
22) Fa3el el kheir was always a gang member that even actors should've known after years of receiving calls from fa3el el kheir that they shouldn't believe him.
1)E7na 3amalna elly 3alena wel ba2y 3ala rabbena
2)We ba3den ma3ak ya sy baba?(from Yasmine)
3)Sallem nafsak el beit kollo mo7asar
4)Sallem nafsak ladrab fel malyan
5)Sallem nafsak ya 7assan, 7otto fel takhsheeba ya 3askary(it's only in the Egyptian movies that the officers know the criminal's name and forget their soldiers' name)
6) Etnein 3aseer(always the orange drink, sometimes the waiter doesn't wait for the order and brings the orange drink straight away. Why don't they ask for tea or coffee? at least no further questions would be asked. But for juice, the next question would've been which juice do you want? but it's only in Egyptian movies that juice only means one thing, the orange drink).
7) Etnein ghada(same as 6, the restaurant has only one item on the menu).
8) A7maaaaaad,........Monaaaaaaa
9) wara el 3arabeyya elly henak dy yasta
10) action: same screaming tyres sound on all pursuits(and in all pursuits, the speed doesn't exceed 40 km/h)
11) Starting up a car's engine, always the same sound(three ignition strokes and a high rev) for all cars no matter if it was a seat or a Volvo.
12) before they come to a stop all cars produce the same sound (one high rev) that every body has heard a thousand times.
13) When people get shot, they don't bleed.
14) If they bleed, they bleed red ink(Mercurochrome)
15) Bullets go through shirts without tearing them.
16) A son will shake hands with his mother
17) spoiled kids always go to the same night club(anybody knows where is this night club?)
18) Actors will have to hold cigarette packs and drinks awkwardly so that the brand doesn't show.
19) Nadia el Gendy will only act in action movies, where her dresses are torn into pieces revealing her legs first, and then her bra. When she gets home exhausted from the pursuit, she always takes a shower then makes love to her husband(or the murderer who saw her showering and wanted to sleep with her before he kills her).
20) all car horns have the same sound, and all door bells are Canary birds.
21) nobody will ever know your voice over the phone if you put your handkerchief over the speaker.
22) Fa3el el kheir was always a gang member that even actors should've known after years of receiving calls from fa3el el kheir that they shouldn't believe him.
23) The role played by Farid Shawky is always determined by the shape of his eye brows. If he raises one brow higher than the other, he's the bad guy. If he raises both, then he's an innocent being wrongfully accused of a murder. If he doesn't raise any then he's the lawyer or the prosecuting attorney.
24) Movie people only went to casino el warda el beida
25) You know if a person is dead by lifting their arm up and drop it. If it drops to his side then he's dead(If he was sleeping his arm will stay sticking up in the air).
26) Doc: Ezzay batalna ennaharda?
patient: el fadl yerga3 le rabbena we leek ya doctor.
Friday, 1 June 2007
Sabah el kheir ya Masr (II)
I wonder if edaret el takafol el egtema3y recieved any blind students at all.
Thursday, 31 May 2007
Ser Schweppes
I found this link on my old friend Fubar's blog. Do you remember the old schweppes ads?
Sarab men al fatafeet ... Fokleila fo2 fokleila !! Ser Schweppes , you have to be at least 30 or above to remember these ads on Egyptian TV , starring the serious drama actor Hassan Abdeen.
Sarab men al fatafeet ... Fokleila fo2 fokleila !! Ser Schweppes , you have to be at least 30 or above to remember these ads on Egyptian TV , starring the serious drama actor Hassan Abdeen.
Wednesday, 30 May 2007
Passport to visit the world
Is that a passport to leave hell and go visit the world?I just remembered a verse in a song that said,"el dakhel 3andena maf2ood wel khareg men hena mawlood"
Sunday, 20 May 2007
Sabah el kheir ya Masr
Worse than an ignorant person, is a half educated one, which is the case for most of the Egyptians.
The Pharmacist actually looked up the word MAWKEF in an Arabic/English dictionary and got this result.
After seeing this sign I had to find another situation to situate my car.!!
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