Kan yama kan fee belad el taftazan

Once upon a time in a country called Taftazan (you wont find it on any map), lived a man whose name was Ashraf Marwan. This man played a very dangerous game with the Taftazany Suicidal Intelligence "TSI", the neighbouring country of Saklaman claimed that he was it's own agent, or at best a double agent. Although nobody knows the truth, the fact that Ashraf Marwan lived as a celebrity star is undeniable. He was very well known to the common people back home in Taftazan although nobody knew what he was doing, hos life was a mystery and he died leaving behind an unsolved riddle.
It is obvious that he didn't commit suicide, and that the TSI has killed him for many reasons. In Taftazan Everything is just traditional, and the most preferable way for execution by the TSI is making it look like a suicide by throwing the victim from the balcony, and most probably this is the only execution style they teach at the Taftazany suicidal schools.
Second, he started writing his diaries which is a very big mistake, he should have learned from other Taftazany citizens living in London who started writing their diaries and committed suicide by throwing themselves from the balconies, remember So3ad? So3ad 7osny, once she started writing down her diaries, she dropped the pen and ran to the nearest balcony to throw herself down to the street.(I wont say that someone was angry at her back home in Taftazan), or El Leithy Nasef, and Ali Shafik and other Taftazany people lived in London and faced the same destiny that all Taftazanies face in London, suicide from the Balcony.
My advice to all Taftazany people,
1)never write any sort of diaries or leave any reminders(blogging is as dangerous).
2)Never go to London and if you have to, make sure you live in a town house, just in case you decide to throw yourself from the balcony.
3) Never visit any friends or accept any invitations from people living downtown, if they live in an upper floor or if they have balconies, because once you're there your desire to throw yourself from the balcony will control you.
And for the TSI, it's becoming too old and really traditional to get rid of people by throwing them from balconies. You've been watching a lot of Taftazany movies. Think about something new, like drowning or may be electricity, be creative.